We Look Foolish

I really think China is doing itself a disservice by censoring Facebook and other forms of social media coming out of the United States. Not trying to tell China how to suppress political dissent or anything but I think if they said to their people, “Hey, look at this shit show! You sure you want democracy?”, they might be able to scare the populace into submission for years to come. If I didn’t know any better, I would think this nation is going in the toilet; fast-tracked, minimally effective vaccines will contain microchips to track your every move and accept payments for goods because cash is going away. Don’t forget, masks are harmful to your health (masks that have been a part of daily life for many countries in Asia for years) and may actually cause you to get the disease because if you breath out the virus it is going to be trapped and you’ll just breath it in again. Instead, for the sake of the economy, let’s implement a systematic approach to incinerating local healthcare systems…not so much the actual structures, just the people. This way, if we do have a second wave, we’ll be sufficiently exhausted enough to be moderately effective. Oh, and don’t forget, we need to provide an adequate level of uncertainly within our school systems. Have you heard about mass early retirements because teachers fear for their lives? Don’t worry…maybe there’s only a slight chance it will gut the retirement fund. The best way to solve all this? Let’s continue with an ineffective testing system; that way we don’t truly know who does and doesn’t have it…so you should just assume everyone does but please don’t act like they do. Sounds like our national leadership is kinda messed up, right? Nah, they have this all under control and to prove how much control they have, they will make it more difficult to vote in the upcoming election by invalidating a form of voting that has been proven effective time and time again. Now that the pleasantries are out of the way, China, let’s get down to the nitty gritty….families, friend groups, business groups, and cross stitch clubs are falling apart as unjustifiable righteousness is pervasive and has a cure similar to that of Covid-19…get heavily sedated, lay face down, and pray that you don’t suffocate under the weight of it all.

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